A big buzz surrounds the reinvented Canzaz Town Nobz outfit. Appointment of new Head Coach "Iron-jaw" Harmnadz signals a change in play style. Over paid and under performing star players have been cut from the list, notably aging Troll star "Stone Brain" Johnson, making way for talented youngsters prepared to work hard under their new coach and full of fire!
A core base of fans has embraced the new coach and playing ethos to such an extent that crowd chants of ""Harmnadz!"are expected to echo around the ground in any venue the team plays.
Bulletin board from the coach
Sep. 15th, 2009 - old news
Nobz punish Glamazons
For the second time in as many matches the CTN have shown their distaste for the bearded ladies.
With Glamazon coach Chesty unable to stem the flow of TD's and players heading to the injured box the CTN managed to sweep the Glamazons on all the major stats.
CTN coach Harmnadz praised his charges and singled out Big Show in a match which saw the star orc return to his best form. In turn Big Show lauded his teammates and promised the rest of the league that the formidable CTN defensive unit would continue to dish out the pain and hold opponents scoreless for the balance of the season!
- Disembodied
Sep. 1st, 2009 - old news
CTN Stabilise with win
The CTN have returned to the winners list and stay in touch with the seemingly blessed Roughnecks in div Scabidas. Unfortunately nothing has been done to alleviate the mocking calls for Scabidas to be labelled division pansy with a mere 1 casualty inflicted by the Nobz.
Coach Harmnadz was much happier with the skill level shown by his charges but still sees ample room for improvement with simple ball handling errors still plaguing the team at critical junctures.
When queried about the loss of the high agility Legz Coach Harmnadz was heard to mutter under his breath something along the lines of good riddance to bad rubbish.
- Disembodied
Aug. 5th, 2009 - old news
Canzas Town Crash and Burn
The league leading undefeated run of the CTN has come to a close with a loss to the KFC. Ramtut proved too much for the Orcs to handle as he single-handedly executed the play which won the match, collecting the ball from the turf and driving into the endzone with half the Nobz outfit clinging onto him trying to bring the big guy down.
Woeful ball handling by the Nobz compounded the problem and left Coach Harmnadz scratching his head as to how his team lost in a game they dominated physically.
- Disembodied
July 21st, 2009 - old news
Promising Start for Returning Champs!
After a lay-off the CTN have returned to the league with 2 solid performances. The teams defence has been a little lack-lustre allowing scores in each match but after slow starts the Orcs from Canzas Town have got the job done.
With tough matches ahead in the form of a pair of teams from beyond the grave Head Coach Harmnadz is confident that his boys can get the job done. At a post match press conference he had this to say:
"Tha Commisioner has given us a couple of deddie teams to face. We 'ad some good practize snapping some skinks this match, should be gud enuff practize to snap sum bones!"
Big Show
